”Yeah. Well.. I don’t know. The
previews have been a train wreck.
We haven’t been able to get through
an entire performance without a
raging fire… or a raging hard-on.
I’m not really sleeping, you know, like,
at all. And I’m pretty much broke
Oh, and also this play feels like a
miniature, deformed version of
myself that keeps following me
around, hitting me in the balls
with a tiny hammer. So…
Sorry, what was your question?”